Hope to fuck I'm doing this right. In answer to Tucker Longprong's question, shot is not my nickname but a way of signing off. Only nicknames I've ever had are Eldredius, Eldreedo' El Dreadful and El Dorado and probably cunt behind my back.
Shot Dot
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Down the rabbit hole
Hey its me, Kiko I think I'm in, this is friggin like Alice in Wonderland following the rabbit down the hole, "when the men on the chess board get up and tell you where to go, and you just had some kind of mushroom and your mind is moving slow, go ask Alice I think she'll know...........feed your head!!!!
Pablo the Vich
Let me introduce myself. If anyone can match this lot please let me know. I'm wondering if having so many nicknames since preschool is a reflection on my personality.
Feel free to call me any one of the below and 'Do I need anymore?' I think not.
1. Fran
2. Shorty
3. Willie
4. Donk
5. Mule [or Muletool]
6. The Otter [Got this on an Overland Trip to London as I went for the water all the time]
7. Mother [The only one who ever did any housework in the 70's]
8. Noise
9. Little Agro
10. Longprong
11. Paulus
12. Pablo
13. Pablova
14. Pavlovich [a.k.a The Vich]
15. Tucker [Given by certain shed members for my habit of tucking T-shirts/shirts into my jeans]
16. Frannie
17. Frankenbooger [Don't know why the son of a BrisVegas friend calls me this]
18. Franga [any resemblance to a condom is purely coincidental]
19. Pablito [Given by guys in B.A]
20. Paulie [Expands to Paulie the Smallie]
21. Mr Barge-it [Relates to my driving proclivities]
22. Uncle Cracker [Relates to a propensity to let off bungers behind people]
23. Ruprect [Given by one good friend after seeing Steve Martin in'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'
24. Cisco [Given by same friend after various visits to South Am]
25. Slug [Given by the mechanic in the Govt Lab I used to work in for my bad habit of slapping my dick against his doorway to announce my arrival
26. Francisco [For obvious reasons]
27. PF [Work for the Govt and everybody gets one]
28. The Biafran [Another one from the 80's]
29. Mr Crusty [From the female waitresses in my 90's cafe]
30. Fino [Got this regularly from Lennox locals after we sold the cafe]
31. Boobi [Sorry let's just say a woman gave me this but not who]
32. Bruce [Got this from guys in the house I lived in in London-obviously relates to a Monty Python character]
Obviously there are a few more espec. from my wife's female friends. We all get them.....arsehole, sleazebusket, prick etc
This will help you guys understand where I'm coming from'
Now Eldred, I have to ask. Is 'Shot' your knickname of your own perculiar way of signing off
Also I'm keen to find out from you Self Effrikanos, if you have a footie prgm on the Teev that comes from England and shows a lot of Premier League matches. We used to until that cunt Rupert put the kybosh on that.
The Vich
Feel free to call me any one of the below and 'Do I need anymore?' I think not.
1. Fran
2. Shorty
3. Willie
4. Donk
5. Mule [or Muletool]
6. The Otter [Got this on an Overland Trip to London as I went for the water all the time]
7. Mother [The only one who ever did any housework in the 70's]
8. Noise
9. Little Agro
10. Longprong
11. Paulus
12. Pablo
13. Pablova
14. Pavlovich [a.k.a The Vich]
15. Tucker [Given by certain shed members for my habit of tucking T-shirts/shirts into my jeans]
16. Frannie
17. Frankenbooger [Don't know why the son of a BrisVegas friend calls me this]
18. Franga [any resemblance to a condom is purely coincidental]
19. Pablito [Given by guys in B.A]
20. Paulie [Expands to Paulie the Smallie]
21. Mr Barge-it [Relates to my driving proclivities]
22. Uncle Cracker [Relates to a propensity to let off bungers behind people]
23. Ruprect [Given by one good friend after seeing Steve Martin in'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'
24. Cisco [Given by same friend after various visits to South Am]
25. Slug [Given by the mechanic in the Govt Lab I used to work in for my bad habit of slapping my dick against his doorway to announce my arrival
26. Francisco [For obvious reasons]
27. PF [Work for the Govt and everybody gets one]
28. The Biafran [Another one from the 80's]
29. Mr Crusty [From the female waitresses in my 90's cafe]
30. Fino [Got this regularly from Lennox locals after we sold the cafe]
31. Boobi [Sorry let's just say a woman gave me this but not who]
32. Bruce [Got this from guys in the house I lived in in London-obviously relates to a Monty Python character]
Obviously there are a few more espec. from my wife's female friends. We all get them.....arsehole, sleazebusket, prick etc
This will help you guys understand where I'm coming from'
Now Eldred, I have to ask. Is 'Shot' your knickname of your own perculiar way of signing off
Also I'm keen to find out from you Self Effrikanos, if you have a footie prgm on the Teev that comes from England and shows a lot of Premier League matches. We used to until that cunt Rupert put the kybosh on that.
The Vich
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