Let me introduce myself. If anyone can match this lot please let me know. I'm wondering if having so many nicknames since preschool is a reflection on my personality.
Feel free to call me any one of the below and 'Do I need anymore?' I think not.
1. Fran
2. Shorty
3. Willie
4. Donk
5. Mule [or Muletool]
6. The Otter [Got this on an Overland Trip to London as I went for the water all the time]
7. Mother [The only one who ever did any housework in the 70's]
8. Noise
9. Little Agro
10. Longprong
11. Paulus
12. Pablo
13. Pablova
14. Pavlovich [a.k.a The Vich]
15. Tucker [Given by certain shed members for my habit of tucking T-shirts/shirts into my jeans]
16. Frannie
17. Frankenbooger [Don't know why the son of a BrisVegas friend calls me this]
18. Franga [any resemblance to a condom is purely coincidental]
19. Pablito [Given by guys in B.A]
20. Paulie [Expands to Paulie the Smallie]
21. Mr Barge-it [Relates to my driving proclivities]
22. Uncle Cracker [Relates to a propensity to let off bungers behind people]
23. Ruprect [Given by one good friend after seeing Steve Martin in'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'
24. Cisco [Given by same friend after various visits to South Am]
25. Slug [Given by the mechanic in the Govt Lab I used to work in for my bad habit of slapping my dick against his doorway to announce my arrival
26. Francisco [For obvious reasons]
27. PF [Work for the Govt and everybody gets one]
28. The Biafran [Another one from the 80's]
29. Mr Crusty [From the female waitresses in my 90's cafe]
30. Fino [Got this regularly from Lennox locals after we sold the cafe]
31. Boobi [Sorry let's just say a woman gave me this but not who]
32. Bruce [Got this from guys in the house I lived in in London-obviously relates to a Monty Python character]
Obviously there are a few more espec. from my wife's female friends. We all get them.....arsehole, sleazebusket, prick etc
This will help you guys understand where I'm coming from'
Now Eldred, I have to ask. Is 'Shot' your knickname of your own perculiar way of signing off
Also I'm keen to find out from you Self Effrikanos, if you have a footie prgm on the Teev that comes from England and shows a lot of Premier League matches. We used to until that cunt Rupert put the kybosh on that.
The Vich
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Hello 'The Vich',
Glad so see you here ...they've been conused in here and referring to me as 'Vich' and 'Paul' ....and as you'd understand I've been quite unhappy with that.
So many nicknames! Must be a Queensland thing I've had 5 in my life: "Boesman" and "Vaalseun" by my mum, "Tanne" when I was very young because of my buckteeth, "Japie" and "Nelch" by the Mershams and Nello by our deceased bro Roy.
PS I'm sure my mum didn't appreciate the irony of calling me "Boesman" given that I've since found out I have the genetic distinction of having true South African Indigenous blood in my veins. I shall endeavor to learn some San while over there and use it as a party trick in future
Some really interesting ones there Pabs! Me myself have had very few nicknames in my life... my old man used to call me Jefty or Macduff when he was in a good mood. When he was in a bad mood he'd call me Jesus Christ! For example, if I fucked up something he'd say "Jesus Christ, look what you did!"
My mates used to call me Joroosimoose. My missus calls me mallies. And then Tex/Buddha/Wotsiznames came up with El'Musto.
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